Friday, April 27, 2007

CAN YOU NO READ?

Fuck off you cunts!

Thursday, June 29, 2006

"World Cup Wankers"

nice one

Sunday, May 07, 2006

Brewski’s back, thank goodness. So is El Beardy

Rule number 2! No Poofters!

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Shut up! It am joke! Me am not homophobe. Truthfully me no care what two people do in closet. If same genders meet on Internet, me think it am beautiful thing for them to get chance to get together in real world and meet face to crotch! YES, that a joke too!! Fuck off!

Me also think it strange that in such large group as blunt coggers that there am no self professed outspoken gays. Statistically, there should be at least one. Am it going to be by volunteer or am we all going to vote on who it am.

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Rule six, there is NOOOOOO... Rule Six.

Sunday, April 30, 2006

The story so far

Well, now that REAL El Barbudo am back in place, me guess me out of here too. Me not going to delete me blog though. Never know when me might be needed (of funny) again. Heh, me feel like Batman or something.

Hey Barbintyo! Lets go get bent! If this guy take more than 6 months to show us anything... we may still need to fill in gaps.

Saturday, April 29, 2006

I'm Back You Cunts

It really him. You can tell cause he profile have listing of him blogs and Blunt Cogs am one of them. THAT how you tell real El Barbudo from fake and how me know who was who whole time!

Friday, April 28, 2006

I'm Back You Cunts

Few! Am me glad THAT am over.

So, do this mean you gonna be blogging again? Me know and understand all that bollocks about real life and everything, but fuck! A posting ever few months or so never hurt anyone! We not looking for every day or weekly posts here! How bout 4 times a year?

The Quarterly Barbudo Bile!

Now that something to look forward to!

Day 1

YAAAAGH!!!

Another impostor!!!

YOU! You mister El Barbintyo... you... am at least more enjoyable than that other impostor, that first impostor that shall remain nameless! NO! Me will no give him any more credit by calling him by name. He am not him! He am not me! He am not you! Who do he think he am?

OOooOO look at me! Me am you know who! You know who me am? NO! No do me care! We am living in vacuum left behind with hims great passing and that vacuum am pulling out the bile in all of us, but at least for SOME of us it am witty and interesting!

But me can no help but wonder... how many hims will there be?

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Imposture

Anyone can pretend to be
El Barbudo, but in end a fake am always seen as fake. You sir, or madam, am no Barbudo. You attempt was as off as icy glass of diet soda left out in sun to melt ice and get all flat and watered down.

mmmmMMMMmmmmwatteryflatdietsoda.....

NO! You will no distract me from me critiquing you! Yes, the most we can hope from you am diet bile at best. The bad diet bile that leave bad taste in you mouth. The REAL El Barbudo wants to give up blogging altogether. If him want to be punk ass bitch about it and leave us all high and dry... OK. Me can respect that. But at least he being hisself and not trying to by somebody else who he am no and never could be.